*CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS*
WINTER’S BITE, FACEBOOK FIGHT: AN ANTHOLOGY OF WENDIGO AND POLITICAL HORROR
Do you have opinions? Do you like wendigos? If you’re reading this because you accidentally read some of the flaming garbage this “press” shovels out via print-on-demand services every year, chances are, you do!
Combine your astute sociopolitical analysis with the horrifying creatures of North American legend, and you’ve got a story we want to read! Send us your hottest takes on the ever-expanding horrors known as today’s news and social media cycle hidden under the thin veneer of a plot based on your mangled understanding and re-appropriation of Algonquin folklore, then sit back and wait for the Kindle sales and award nominations to just roll on in!! That’s REAL money for us!!! And maybe for you, some day, indirectly!!*
LENGTH: Long, meandering, pointless, (coherent resolutions strongly discouraged)
*PAY: Exposure, you jackals
DUE: Whenever the muse strikes because that’s the only time it’s possible to compose your genius
FORMAT: Screen caps of your sickest subtweets/vaguebooking burns OR file saved in the oldest version of Microsoft Word possible
But hurry, our TOC will fill up fast! No pitch letter necessary. $25 submission fee to be mailed via cashier’s check to an abandoned post office in the Colorado foothills. No refunds. Please post all submissions to the Orford Parish Books FB page.